Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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