yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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