so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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