So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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