she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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