If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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