question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
