hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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