Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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