It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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