If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
