Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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