But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
as a side note pls kill me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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