i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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