I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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