I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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