he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wear drunk well.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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