So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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