Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The struggles of a small town man whore
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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