I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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