I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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