I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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