Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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