It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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