No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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