Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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