doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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