To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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