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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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