When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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