shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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