There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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