there's paper in my vomit.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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