but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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