is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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