Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
