My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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