I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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