But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
