I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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