marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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