Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize