I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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