Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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