She announced her abortion via fbk
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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