oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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