brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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