I smell stomach acid.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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