brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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