You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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