Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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