so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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