Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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