I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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