So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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