I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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