So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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