it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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